Pringles = Justice, Lays = Injustice

Parrot Trying To Rape A Tennis Ball

Cocaine Party? Why Am I Not Invited?

Charlie Sheen doesn’t have a care in the world! He’s not letting a jaunt in NYC with a hooker bring him down! He also has no problem with getting cocaine all over his face—more on that later.

The actor returned to work to shoot a cameo in the movie She Wants Me, and told reporters he’s “excellent” when asked how he was faring following the embarrassing NYC hotel room incident.

“I did great!” Sheen added, referring to his bit part in the movie.

Now to the coke details—apparently Charlie was found naked with cocaine all over his face in a restaurant bathroom the same night he went nuts on his escort at the Plaza.

Christmas Is Cancelled This Year

Yeah, it’s early but I figure if some numbnut without anything else important to do can sit in line for Black Friday since LAST WEEK, the least I can do is start a little early…

Blackperry Is Here

The only downside is that BlackPerries disappear a lot. 🙁

Right Now You Are Judging Another Human Being. Stop It.

As long as male behavior is taken to be the norm, there can be no serious questioning of male traits and behavior. A norm is by definition a standard for judging; it is not itself subject to judgment.

Worst 25 Passwords Ever Used

DO you see your password below, STOP!

Do not finish reading this post and immediately go change your password — before you forget. You will probably make changes in several places since passwords tend to be reused for multiple accounts.

1. password
2. 123456
3.12345678
4. qwerty
5. abc123
6. monkey
7. 1234567
8. letmein
9. trustno1
10. dragon
11. baseball
12. 111111
13. iloveyou
14. master
15. sunshine
16. ashley
17. bailey
18. passw0rd
19. shadow
20. 123123
21. 654321
22. superman
23. qazwsx
24. michael
25. football
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Maybe Some Day

Joint is a slang term for a cigarette rolled using cannabis. Rolling papers are the most common rolling medium among industrialized countries, however brown paper, cigarettes with the tobacco removed, and newspaper are commonly used in developing countries. Modern papers are now made from a wide variety of materials including rice, hemp, and flax. One of the newest innovations in joint-rolling technology has been the introduction of transparent cellulose-based rolling papers.

A joint can range in size, typically containing between 250–750 mg net weight of cannabis and/or fillers.

I Raise My Glass To That

Reading this while being drunk and deciding that i haven’t drunk enough…priceless

Don’t Be Jealous, Don’t Be Parent, Anyway, No Kid=No Problem, No Stress