I Was Really Drunk That Day
Insane, Savage And Funny Insults
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You’re so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
The Tiny Pocket On Your Jeans
However jokes apart…..
It’s actually a watch pocket, originally for men who wore pocket watches and needed a protective place to store them. Though, as Levi’s points out, the pocket has also served many other purposes over time, from condom storage to coin hoarding.
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