Who Ate All The P***y?

Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don’t like it but because it’s really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it’s time we broke it down. Like this.

The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face.

Close Your Eyes 50% And Watch This Picture

What If You Were A Cartoon?

They Just Screwed My Childhood. S**t Happens.

“Shit happens” is a common slang phrase, used as a simple existential observation that life is full of imperfections, either “Así es la vida” or “C’est la vie”. The phrase is an acknowledgment that bad things happen to people for no particular reason. Phrases with similar meaning are such as “stuff happens” or “it happens” and are considered minced oath forms. “Stuff happens, don’t it? Stuff happens.”

A Bear And A Rabbit Taking A Crap In The Forest

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
“Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?”
“Of course not,” said the hare,
“It’s really quite rare!”
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

Parrot Trying To Rape A Tennis Ball

Meet Einstein The Talking Parrot

Cocaine Party? Why Am I Not Invited?

Charlie Sheen doesn’t have a care in the world! He’s not letting a jaunt in NYC with a hooker bring him down! He also has no problem with getting cocaine all over his face—more on that later.

The actor returned to work to shoot a cameo in the movie She Wants Me, and told reporters he’s “excellent” when asked how he was faring following the embarrassing NYC hotel room incident.

“I did great!” Sheen added, referring to his bit part in the movie.

Now to the coke details—apparently Charlie was found naked with cocaine all over his face in a restaurant bathroom the same night he went nuts on his escort at the Plaza.

Christmas Is Cancelled This Year

Yeah, it’s early but I figure if some numbnut without anything else important to do can sit in line for Black Friday since LAST WEEK, the least I can do is start a little early…

Blackperry Is Here

The only downside is that BlackPerries disappear a lot. 🙁