A Pinch Spilled To A Bunch

The Second Best Thing That Women Can Put In Their Mouth And Not Get Pregnant

We Can Have Sex

“Mother nature’s prescription for a healthy sex life is high-fat animal foods, such as whole milk, cream, and butter,” says Kaayla T. Daniel, nutritionist and author of The Whole Soy Story: The Dark Side of America’s Favorite Health Food. We require plenty of fats, but the natural, saturated kind (not the trans fats in margarine and grease) if we’re going to produce sex hormones.

Most Kids Will Understand

Vodka! Vodka! Vodka!

Do You Understand Magic?

ah….. Who doesnt?

I love magic! Always have tried to learn new stuff, though I always forget stuff.

Tricks are a nice way to entertain just about anyone, but practice is a must, if you’re lousy and everyone understands what’s really happening(even though they know it’s not ‘magic’, they still can’t figure out how it’s being done a lot of times) then it’s just a waste of a technique!

Like A Boss

Christmas Picture Spoiler

Fakescalator

Wy I Dont Drink Water

I dont drink water. Fish fuck in it