Japanese Eye Test

I Am Calling From My F****** Cell Phone

This Happens In Every Day Of My Life

Can’t Refuse A Few Bucks To Myself

This Guy Was Raised By Cats

A Pinch Spilled To A Bunch

What If You Were A Cartoon?

They Just Screwed My Childhood. S**t Happens.

“Shit happens” is a common slang phrase, used as a simple existential observation that life is full of imperfections, either “Así es la vida” or “C’est la vie”. The phrase is an acknowledgment that bad things happen to people for no particular reason. Phrases with similar meaning are such as “stuff happens” or “it happens” and are considered minced oath forms. “Stuff happens, don’t it? Stuff happens.”

A Bear And A Rabbit Taking A Crap In The Forest

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
“Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?”
“Of course not,” said the hare,
“It’s really quite rare!”
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.