Insane, Savage And Funny Insults
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You’re so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
The Tiny Pocket On Your Jeans
However jokes apart…..
It’s actually a watch pocket, originally for men who wore pocket watches and needed a protective place to store them. Though, as Levi’s points out, the pocket has also served many other purposes over time, from condom storage to coin hoarding.
Corona And Creativity – These Stands out..
The Foolish And The Wise
If you are dealing with a wise person, talking is helpful. They soak up feedback and use it to adjust their lives for the better. Your input can truly make a difference.
If you are dealing with a fool, however, talking is a waste of your time. They resist change. The problem is never “in the room.” It’s always out there somewhere—something you can neither access nor address.
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