Mind Your Own Business

Another good mind-my-own-business joke: A boy in Brooklyn’s outside of a candy shop shoveling candy in his mouth. A man approaches the boy and says, “Don’t eat candy, kid. It’s not good for you.” The boy replied, “My grandfather lived until he was 97.” “Really,” said the man. “Did he eat a lot of candy, too?” The boy replied, “No, but he minded his own fucking business.”