Weekend Funnies
![funny-pictures-cat-will-not-be-model](http://www.robinbal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/funny-pictures-cat-will-not-be-model.jpg)
* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as
I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home
& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &
economist in Bed.
* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill
u.
* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other
person has, you wish you had ordered that.
* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come..
* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
1 Comment
Leave a comment
Archives
- April 2023 (1)
- March 2023 (2)
- February 2021 (1)
- December 2020 (1)
- November 2020 (1)
- October 2020 (1)
- September 2020 (9)
- August 2020 (7)
- July 2020 (5)
- June 2020 (9)
- December 2019 (1)
- August 2019 (1)
- April 2019 (1)
- March 2019 (3)
- February 2019 (2)
- September 2013 (4)
- May 2013 (2)
- April 2013 (2)
- January 2013 (1)
- August 2012 (3)
- June 2012 (6)
- May 2012 (11)
- March 2012 (1)
- February 2012 (10)
- January 2012 (14)
- December 2011 (30)
- November 2011 (38)
- October 2011 (14)
- September 2011 (26)
- August 2011 (23)
- July 2011 (14)
- June 2011 (17)
Nice post. I study something more difficult on different blogs everyday. It is going to at all times be stimulating to learn content material from other writers and observe a bit one thing from their store. I’d desire to use some with the content on my blog whether or not you don’t mind. Natually I’ll offer you a hyperlink in your web blog. Thanks for sharing.